100 Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes That Makes Others Laugh [LATEST DEC, 2018]

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100 Funny WhatsApp Status that Makes others Laugh

Single Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes is a way to Makes others Laugh. It is an expression, written particularly and in an exact way to show your views, ideas, and feelings creatively. WhatsApp status shows how uniquely and ingeniously you may put your thoughts into words. Here is a collection of Funny status quotes for WhatsApp.
Updating Funny status of WhatsApp or altering it sometimes defines your way of life or manner towards life. Moreover this, updating standing is thought provoking and can be a fun, if you can handle it smartly and neatly. There are various kinds of Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes that one can use, as per their comfort.

Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes :
This is a collection of Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes. If you are looking for a status that expresses yourself, then read our collection of Attitude WhatsApp Status.

1. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you.
2. The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.
3. My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.
4. The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats.
5. 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single.
6. Hey there, I’m using my parents.
7. A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.
8. Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
9. You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. And, You also tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
10. My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.
11. 3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet.
12. Never laugh at your wife’s choices.you are one of them.
13. Hey there! I’m using my brain.
14. Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise “Last Seen” would be “Antim Darshan”
15. I put my heart n soul into my work and lost my brain in the process.
16. Wants to know how the hell I can remember words to songs from years ago but can’t remember what I went into the next room for!!
17. Faces you make on the toilet: (o_o), (>_<), (0_0), (^_^)
18. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
19. Taking your ex back is like going to the junkyard and buying back your own crap.
20. When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
21. I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.
22. One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen the feature
23. I work out every day I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.
24. You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
25. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
26. WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
27. Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
28. Don’t use the bathroom in your dream, It’s a setup.
29. WhatsApp free hai, main Nahi.
30. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
31. I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had a low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.
32. I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!
33. Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
34. If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
35. When someone hates you for no reason. Give them a reason.
36. Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams.
37. I don’t care what people say or think about me, at least am attractive to mosquitoes.
38. Not always available, try your luck.
39. I think Uruguay’s Luis Suarez is the man to bit the Apple’s logo.
40. Oh! Game over and you lost me.
41. You can do anything but not everything.
42. Waiting for “Ache Din”
43. Three Mistakes Of My Life: WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)
44. Hey there WHATSAPP is using me.
45. Dear math, I’m tired finding your “X” DUDE she is gone, Please Move on Bro.
46. I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.?
47. My phone is in airplane mode, WTF it’s not flying!
48. Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
49. 1 in 4 people is crazy. Look at your 3 closest friends, if they seem OK, you’re the one!
50. My teacher told me to solve the problem on the board so I went up there, erased it and said SOLVED.
51. All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
52. I’m confused about being confused about confusing things that confuse me!
53. Made a list so that I wouldn’t forget anything, then I forgot where I put the list.
54. My Internet is down today. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible.
55. The human brain is amazing, It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams.
56. When I was born… I was so surprised… that’s why I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
57. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
58. Twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar.
59. Always remember that stupidity is not a crime…so you are free to go.
60. Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
61. I hate when people try so hard. You think you’re cute? Um, sorry to break it to you but you look like an ugly baboon.
62. Facebook is the only place where you can talk to the wall.
63. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
64. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.
65. I am not lazy and I was just saving my energy.
66. Almost Everything should be fair in Love and also in Final Exams !
67. You are like my brother but from a different mother.
68. All animals are good but some can cause a serious problem to you !
69. Maybe Funny Whatsapp Status can destroy someones love feelings!
70. I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days
71. Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
72. Be Strong I Whispered To My WiFi Signal.
73. If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
74. Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
75. Be Warned: I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
76. As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
77. Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
78. My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day…so I Went Home.
79. Please God If You Can’t Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
80. Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
81. I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
82. Oh! I Am Sorry, I Forgot, I Only Exist When You Need Something.
83. Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don't Speak English.
84. I’M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.
85. If Each Day Is A Gift, I Would Like To Know Where I Can Return Mondays.
86. All My Life I Thought Air Was Free. Until I Bought A Bag Of Chips.
87. My Room Is Not Messy, It Is An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit.