100+ Cool Status Quotes For Whatsapp ,Short Cool Messages (2018)

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100+ Cool Status Quotes For Whatsapp ,Short Cool Messages (2018):

1. Live, Laugh, Love.
2. Keep calm and enjoy life.
3. Totally available!! Please disturb me!
4. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
5. Teachers Only Teach The Rules.. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
6. My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day.
7. Life is journey. I am traveler.
8. Life must go on. :-)
9. Never too busy to be happy. :-)
10. People with status don't need status.
11. Never give people permission to disrespect you.
12. life is simple if we are simple.
13. Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
14. Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
15. Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
16. A smile suits every kind of clothes.
17. Always trying to cool my self.
18. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
19. The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
20. I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy just to check out @ss.
21. They say: Don't drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a bad@ss.
22. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
23. Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
24. DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE AND ACT SINGLE.
25. COOL STATUS QUOTES FOR WHATSAPP FB
26. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
27. Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
28. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
29. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
30. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
31. Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
32. You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
33. Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.
34. I will win, not immediately but definitely.
35. Had a really great 'Night Out' last night, according to my police report.
36. The road to success is always under construction.
37. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
38. Born to express not to impress.
39. Silent people have the loudest minds.
40. When I was born. Devil said, Oh Shit! Competition!
41. Sometimes It's better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.
42. I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
43. I'm the dude with cool attitude
44. Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
45. Silence is the best response to a fool.
46. A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
47. It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
48. I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
49. Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
50. The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
51. My life my rules. _|_
52. Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
53. I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
54. Time is precious waste it wisely.
55. A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
56. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
57. BEST ALONE STATUS QUOTES FOR WHATSAPP FB
58. Going to MacDonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
59. The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
60. I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
61. Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
62. Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
63. People are like 'Music' some say the 'Truth' and rest, Just noise.
64. Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??
65. Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status.
66. I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart.
67. I am Waiting for GF Message!
68. NEW ALONE STATUS QUOTES FOR WHATSAPP FB
69. I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk.
70. Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile.. Smile please!
71. There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
72. When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
73. Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.
74. Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.
75. Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night.
76. Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful.
77. Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
78. I don't care what people think or say about me!
79. I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
80. There are two type of people winner and Loser, Winner always Working Hard, Losers Always try to shortcut for win.
81. Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raaj!
82. Your whatsapp status say's online.. If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
83. Try to solve your problem yourself.. Don't Depend on other!
84. Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
85. Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
86. If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
87. I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
88. COOL STATUS FOR WHATSAPP FB
89. Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!
90. Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
91. Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
92. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
93. Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
94. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software.. It's called #Sunday, please fix it!
95. I Wish My Parents Were Like Google.. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
96. Every problem comes with some solution.. If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
97. I am not Spider man Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!
98. COOL STATUS FOR WHATS APP FB
99. WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good, IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
100. I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me.
101. People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
102. I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
103. There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
104. Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.
105. 'Dream' as if you'll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one.
106. Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
107. In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.
108. Totally available!! Please disturb me!
109. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
110. Life is journey. I am traveler.
111. Life must go on :-)
112. Never too busy to be happy :-)
113. Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
114. A smile suits every kind of clothes
115. I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy just to check out @ss.
116. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
117. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
118. The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
119. Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
120. DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.
121. Always trying to cool my self.
122. Teachers Only Teach The Rules.. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
123. My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day.
124. Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥
125. Keep calm and enjoy life.
126. COOL STATUS QUOTES FOR WHATS APP FACEBOOK
127. People with status don't need status.
128. never give people permission to disrespect you.
129. life is simple if we are simple.
130. Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
131. Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
132. They say "don't drink and drive". Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a bad@ss.
133. It's cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
134. *Walking around supermarket* *Don't see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
135. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
136. Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
137. Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.
138. Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cool too.
139. "FBI, Open the door!".. Uh.. no .. it's cool when you break in.
140. Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
141. Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don't care."
142. "Wow you're cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
143. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
144. You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
145. Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
146. Don't you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side :-)
147. Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. I'm eating a sandwich.. You want those leftovers too?
148. you're sorry ? that's cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
149. Your profile picture is a car.. that's cool I didn't know you were a transformer
150. I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
151. Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that 'cool' mood. 'Like' you don't really care.
152. If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.
153. You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That's what I like about you.
154. The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, and a really cool funny kid.
155. My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance.. It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
156. On Facebook searching up people with the last name Pocahontas. I think it would be cool to poke a Pocahontas :)
157. Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful.. Remember that.
158. Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress YOU.
159. Sitting at home: Oh cool it's raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT'S RAINING!
160. Friend: I'm so over him! Me: Cool, let's go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA.